Here's a selection of Giraffe jokes. Do you know any that you want to share with Harold?
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A man was walking his pet giraffe down the street when it decided to fall asleep. The owner decided to go inside to get something to drink. A neighbour comes out and angrily yells "You can't keep that lyin' there" and the owner responds "That's no lion, that's a giraffe!"
A police officer is waiting at a red light and he hears some strange noises coming from the van next to him. He approaches the driver of said car and asks him to get out of the van and open the back door. The driver opens up and the officer sees baby giraffes. The police officer says, “Take these giraffes to the zoo right away. The driver says, “Sure thing officer!” and drives away.
The next day the police officer is at another red light, and who should be stopped in front of him but the same van with the same loud noise. The cop irritated now says, “I told you to take the giraffes to the zoo!” to which the driver replies, “But officer, I did and today I am taking them to the movies”