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Here's a selection of Giraffe jokes.  Do you know any that you want to share with Harold?

Hover over the box to get the answer!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

A twelve-foot toothbrush

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why don’t giraffes like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?

Because the monkeys use them for slides

A man was walking his pet giraffe down the street when it decided to fall asleep. The owner decided to go inside to get something to drink. A neighbour comes out and angrily yells "You can't keep that lyin' there" and the owner responds "That's no lion, that's a giraffe!"

What do you call a giraffe when it swallows a toy jet?

A plane in the neck

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet smell

What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?


What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a policeman ?

The long arm of the law

Why did the giraffe graduate early from university?

Because he was head and shoulders above his class

Why do giraffes sing in the rain?

Because they don’t fit in the shower

A police officer is waiting at a red light and he hears some strange noises coming from the van next to him. He approaches the driver of said car and asks him to get out of the van and open the back door. The driver opens up and the officer sees baby giraffes. The police officer says, “Take these giraffes to the zoo right away. The driver says, “Sure thing officer!” and drives away.


The next day the police officer is at another red light, and who should be stopped in front of him but the same van with the same loud noise. The cop irritated now says, “I told you to take the giraffes to the zoo!” to which the driver replies, “But officer, I did and today I am taking them to the movies”

Why did the giraffe get bad grades?

Because he had his head in the clouds

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